Hello, lovelies! We met your royal selves at the most ludicrous Bay to Breakers, and found your company to be most charming. We would be interested in joining the royal party in wigs for the most flamboyant event of the Flambe Lounge. Please notify us if this proposal suits your fancy. Sincerely,

the cowgirls, the yanks, the cheeses (Bree &Bleu)