Let's brainstorm different events that the Wigs can throw during the week. One event that I'd love to do (what do you think?):

A Day at the Races

Presented by
The Royal Society of the Powdered Wig

The Society cordially invites you to bring your small vehicle (golf cart size or smaller) to our racetrack and test your might against your fellow Black Rock competitors. The races will commence promptly at two o’clock in the afternoon. Vehicles will be organized into heats according to size and horsepower.
Powdered wigs will be required of all participants and will be provided by the Society at no cost. Guests are encouraged to sip tea and have bad manners, foul mouths, and otherwise undistinguished behavior.

Prizes will be awarded to winners in each heat, including a Grand Prize for the winner of the final race.

*** The plan for this event would be to set up a temporary racetrack on the playa just outside the city with pink cones, then drive our golf cart around the area rallying cars to come over and race. The whole thing will go up and be torn down in five hours ***